Maybe you’re in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

Straight to jail.

What if you got back to them and found they’d moved on or forgotten you

Ah my bad, I was just browsing all and forgot to check where I was.

Comfort uber alles!

Most of my at home clothes are clothes I’d wear outside - usually it’s leggings/gym shorts and some kind of tee, or hoodie/sweater in the colder weather. At home I usually take my bra off in the evening but she stays on if I’m out and about.

I do have a certain pair of sneakers that I only wear inside the house, because I wear orthotics for my flat feet and I don’t want to track dirt from outside all over my floors.

deleted by creator

Spike from Buffy was my crack cocaine for a while there

Girl, yes!!

Those cats were fast as lightning

Oh no, that’s a bummer! But that exchange policy is very cool, especially because toys can be so expensive.

Holy shit Michelle is so right

Man don’t diss the cookies n cream cow

Oh puhlease. Go watch an Angelina Jolie movie ;)

Kids also learn from unfettered access to the internet, which it sounds like was a big factor in this case.

Yesterday my husband and I had dental appointments. We moved last year but wanted to keep our dentist since we both like him so much, but we’re much farther away now and it took us about an hour to get there.

When we walked in the receptionist told us we came a day early. 🤦🏻‍♀️

You guys, when we got back to our car, I just broke down crying. I never used to make mistakes like this - I’m normally so organized and on top of things - but my brain fog has gotten so bad with peri. It’s so embarrassing. My hubby comforted me, said it was OK and told me not to be so hard on myself, but I felt really awful about wasting his day off. And I just feel like an idiot all the time.

Shit like this keeps happening. The other day I was microwaving something, only to realize that I forgot to put the food in the stupid microwave. I stood in front of the microwave and watched it run and even though I could see inside, it just didn’t register that I hadn’t put anything in there. I keep misplacing things or stopping in mid-sentence because my train of thought disappeared. I keep forgetting to finish tasks.

I have a GYN appointment in a few weeks to talk about HRT because I can’t go on like this.

I think I just needed to vent, thanks for reading.

Haha new vibe day is the best day!

Oh I like twisty ties! Because I just wrap it once around the bag, then I get to spin the bread like a nunchuck to twist it all up

Lawful neutral, or if the clip gets lost, then chaotic neutral.

My grandma had one. Growing up we just kept our bread & bagels in the microwave.