I think you mean the fedivwrse?

Yeah probably some pimple-faced DOGE kid who never learned about the Enola Gay because their school systems were underfunded and they’re too young to remember OMD.

I’m intrigued, what movie is this?

Break out of frames!

His crybaby blubbering “I like beer” temper tantrum is pretty disqualifying IMO

Gotdamn I love Bernie. You can see he really, like actually cares.

I mean he could hide in the pattern buffer…

Sure, but this is pretty pedantic.

Oh no, here come the jitposts again.

The fuck is happening there? Jesus

Right? IMO it’s rude to just call someone out of the blue and expect that they’ll be able to drop everything to chat with you.

Unfortunately, my mom loves to call unannounced, and because my parents are getting older I feel the need to answer in case something’s wrong.

Hey Melania, go fuck yourself, you vile fucking dipshit.

Please don’t put words in my mouth.

Low-FODMAP turkey & sweet potato chili.

Hey Brin, kindly go fuck yourself, you out-of-tpuch ass.

FUCK THIS GUY SO HARD. I swear to god this lunatic needs to be stopped.

I love this haha

Welp my super catholic mom squeezes her teabags until not a single drop more comes out. It’s awful. I never squeeze a teabag!

So cute!!

I know Murderbot is supposed to be genderless, but because the author is female, Murderbot has always come across as female to me. I’m not sure how well a guy will do in this role, it’ll be interesting to see.