The stories hotel maids could tell…
That’s just me doing naked fart yoga because my tummy hurts.
Maybe they’re yo-yoing a turd… in the doggy position… naked on the bed… for some reason.
Like a regular Tuesday or a spicy Tuesday (we add a tajin rim to the anus)
Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?
Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.
That’s what mommy taught me.
The vagina and mouth are for the living!
No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2
Do you not?
Maybe you’re in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?
Or if the ghost comes from a candle
Boy ghosts come from candles, girl ghosts come from Keiko OBrien didn’t you watch the sex Ed holofilmstrip in school?
I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?
Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles?
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Holy shit that was obnoxious to scroll past
you gotta do anal because ghost cum goes straight through condoms
Based on context, that’s a deleted scene from episode 14 of season 7 of ST:TNG…
I’m using my imagination to try to figure out what the ghost is doing … also … is the ghost right side up? … or upside down?
… also it just looks like Green Goblin on his tiptoes motorboating Dr. Crusher
“I’m something of a motorboat myself.”
It’s… about to get all up inside her…
he’s about to…crush’er!
YYYEAHHH
Shut up Wesley
Yeah shut up Wesley, and pass me the binoculars
“The dog farted! I just happened to be looking at his asshole when he did it. I thought maybe he was just doing some kind of deep breathing exercise.”
For the second time today, I shall say that George Carlin was ahead of his time.
Life is a series of dogs
Hot ones
Are we talking about that youtube channel now?
You made me snort and a little bit of nose juice came out. Bravo sir.
Idk about you, but I would knock first.
Someone’s already at the back door
That’s how the ghost knows you’re about to cum
That’s… Um… Well, see… A lot of Hentai does this…
I… Didn’t need to know what it was specifically called. But thank you. This will now occupy a portion of my brain…
I remember a similar scene from scary movie 2
Ectoplasm everywhere
There was a scene in some horror movie like that but it was ghost fingers on boob(s) because otherwise it would have been x rated.
I don’t remember the name of the movie, just that it was supposedly a fictionalized account of a true story and it ended with text that said basically that the attacks, while less common, continue to happen to this day. The topic of the movie was that this woman would get raped by a ghost.
This had to be an 80s or at most early 90s movie. Probably 80s, as I wasn’t an adult at the time.
I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.
The Entity, you’re welcome.
I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.
The Entity, you’re welcome.
why would you do that to us
I HAD TO WATCH IT WITH MY PARENTS!
Your parents chose to watch it with you.
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Jesus, for an 80’s movie that’s actually quite terrifying
Cinemax was fucking wild.
the guy in that film looks like the idiot guy from die hard that tried to smooth talk his way with Hans and the gang. “hey… John boy.”
Hey, what am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television.
Also happened in hallow man
What a rollercoaster of a comment
So, Scary Movie?
Why the hell did it have to be anal? That is leaving a horrible taste in my brain just picturing it.
You remember the taste of eating ass? Got it.
