There is no way to make zuckbot likable.

Shouldn’t have voted for them then.

This will surely bring down the price on eggs.

Crimea was an inside job!

Game recognize game.

Imagine that leak.

But, you see, Biden was somehow maybe going to genocide or something despite not being on the ballot.

Well, nothing they’d want anyone else to know about.

Well, you are, but not as cynical as ticketmaster who might have done exactly that.

Certainly true for the US.

Give leon a break here, he doesn’t pay taxes.

trump can’t even point to SA on a map.

It is not until it affects them on a personal level they make that realization. That is how far the empathy of the average conservative voter reaches.

A declassified World War II-era government guide to “simple sabotage” is currently one of the most popular open source books on the internet. The book, called “Simple Sabotage Field Manual,” was declassified in 2008 by the CIA and “describes ways to train normal people to be purposefully annoying telephone operators, dysfunctional train conductors, befuddling middle managers, blundering factory workers, unruly movie theater patrons, and so on. In other words, teaching people to do their jobs badly.”

Turns out I’ve been fighting fascism all along.

Yes, who would take him?

This is totally different. You see, jews were put on trains.

Don’t expect too much of the americans.

Jack Black, playing a witty loser that doesn’t even understand why they picked him for the team (but I guess I already said Jack Black). The inevitable failure, followed by him leaving the team, the depression montage and then the eventual comeuppance where he rescues everyone set to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck.

Oh look at the time, it is quarter to “Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?”.

I guess that makes it OK then.