Anything that can be ordered through amazon can usually be ordered from another company, Canadian or not, and sent by Canada Post - who are way easier to deal with than amazon couriers. You can also search for items on google maps for hits on local store websites.

So…we don’t want allies before they invade us, only after. Got it.

There are a few people in America who agree with your stance on refugees.

I liked Windows 97.

Thank you for doing that.

I got stopped by the Calgary Police trying to hitchhike after getting stranded outside the city. Why? People saw me trying to hitchhike, got scared and called the cops. The bastard gave me wrong directions, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.

Your tax dollars paid for that call and response, Calgary.

I send weekly complaints to the town council about how we can’t keep chickens. If people can have chickens in freaking downtown Vancouver, everyone should be able to have chickens.

From where I live I can look across the water, sighting distant shores, and declare “A mad man rules there.”

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Thanks, I needed that. I’m sorry you have to endure the slow apocalypse from a front row seat.

I’m not even American and my hours got cut the last time he was elected because tariffs nearly killed the company I worked for. I wish one of those old as fuck politicians in his orbit would use what little time they have left to end this bastard.

His films are classics and still fondly remembered for a good reason, he didn’t shy away from the hard life lessons. Sure, we don’t always get a happy ending, but kids deal with death, sickness, loss and bad people all the time. They need media that shows they’re not alone.

Rock-a-Doodle was the shit, so many unhinged lines for a kids movie and Goldie was definitely a prostitute. “If I killed my nephew, would that be murder or charity?”

The one downvote on all the comments implying OP is a twat are the internet version of a frowny faced child stamping his feet.

This was either posted by someone who’s 9 and doesn’t know any better, or 90 and should know better.

A friend of a friend was born without arms and he does the same thing. His is up there on my list of most fascinating handshakes. He doesn’t pay bus fare either.

He could be the monster in a climbing based horror franchise.

Born with small feet, he was banished to the mountains where he turned his curse into a means for survival.

Wide shot of a group of hunters following a trail near a rock face

“I thought it was wolves eat’n all them sheep. Couldn’t have imagined that small feet kid lived all those years out here alone.”

“It’s a confounding thought, Emmit, how you think that thing managed?”

“Boy howdy, that’s the mystery of it all. Maybe we ought not to know.”

Pan up to show small feet guy perched on a narrow rock ledge above. He jumps down, fade to black over hunters screaming.

“This summer, remember to look up.”