As someone who owns chickens and has had issues with chicken cannibalism in the past. This is a revolutionary product that I will be immediately researching and purchasing if real.
Been a long time since we have had chickens. But We did try a product that made the same claims. It didn’t really work in my opinion.
Best to have fresh greens and insects for them to hunt and not to over crowd them.
If they aren’t supposed to be cannibals then why the hell does their meat taste like chicken?
do they have this for pet rats…
Reminds me of Batman and his sprays against everything.
I am an eye witness to such an event of chickens eating meat. Not chicken meat, but either beef or lamb.
Chickens will eat almost anything. I once saw a chicken grab a frog and swallow it whole. One of its legs was hanging out of her mouth the rest of the day. She was fine afterwards.
Eggs are also especially tasty to them. You can feed them cooked eggs (very nutritious), but if they ever get ahold of a broken egg and realize how tasty they are, they can start eating their freshly laid eggs before you can collect them.
they ever get ahold of a broken egg and realize how tasty they are, they can start eating their freshly laid eggs before you can collect them.
Hello, God? I’d like to report a bug please.
I saw a squirrel eat an injured pigeon once. Nature is metal.
Now I’m picturing a chicken pecking at a cow.
Can they reverse engineer this and have a spray that encourages cannibalism?
I have the funniest idea for my next family dinner
Yeah np
Lemmy has now redeemed the second of three wishes.
Oh shit. For the 3rd wish, can musk fuck off forever?
Too late, someone already used the last one a slightly dry turkey sandwich
Bummer. Did they at least wish for an extra large sandwich?
They did not, but they did request an additional meat: Lebanon Bologna.
Italian Lebron isn’t real
That’s the issue with this genie, his form of fucking with your wishes is selectively granting them with the least possible effort. “I wish to be an astronaut!” Nah, try again. “I wish I had a model of the Saturn V?” Best I can do is this picture from Wikipedia
“I wish for Elon Musk to fuck off forever!” Free will or something. “I wish I never had to see him again?” Wish granted, there’s now a block button on twitter
“I wish for a million bucks!” I can’t afford that. “I wish for a hundred bucks?” Here’s a crisp fiver. Bye forever!
You dont need to encourage the chickens to eat other chicken. That would be like wanting a spray that makes people like pizza.
“Easy to Use”. I certainly hope so, it’s a fucking spray bottle. What’s the hard to use option? Waiting until a new moon to summon Ba-Kok, God of Chickens to ask for a stay of cannibalism?
I think i just got to that part of Cult of the Lamb
Ba-Kok, God of Chickens
This keeps getting funnier the more times I read it. Good show.
Bruh, if there’s a “spray” AND “stream” option on my spray bottle, I’ll just lock up with indecision. Ease of use is very important when dealing with spray bottles.
Do you need to cover a larger area? Spray.
Do you need precision, or to get a hard to reach spot? Stream.
Understanding what we need is the first step of action.
The “hard” option is to just get rid of the hen that turned cannibal. It’s going to be just one, unless you’re running an egg factory level operation. Give the hens more space and actual yard time, and most will stop pecking. The one that doesn’t goes in the soup pot.
Do cannibal chickens taste more like chicken, if you are what you eat? Can I compress a hyperchicken if I create a gu pot of chickens with the most chicken-rific umami flavour.
Sure, but it’s easier to just add a pinch of msg.
You think I’m in the “hyperchicken gu pot” game because it’s easy?
Maximum cruelty, maximum flavor.
Simpsons did it (kind of)
Ffs, leave something for the rest of us!
The real questions, can we make hyerchicken hyperramen?
ARISE CHICKEN
CHICKEN ARISE
Super mega chicken? No, is legend.
Arise!
Rise, chicken. Chicken, arise.
I mean, it could come in suppository form…
Have you tried shoving something up a species cloaca?
We’d have more dead chicken farmers.
Giggity
Well then good news!
No, it’s only possible to talk to Ba-Kok, praise be His name, when the planets align.
Oops you drew the summoning sigils wrong again.
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Reduces, not prevents 😅
There is a dedicated ICD-10 medical code for “eye pecked out by a chicken”. They’re vicious little fuckers.
The ICD list has some insane stuff.
Y36511D: War operations involving direct blast effect of nuclear weapon, civilian, subsequent encounter
One of mine pecked the contact lens out of my eye. Went to the ER to have my eye checked, and they asked me if my wife had hit me. It took me a while to convince them it really was a chicken. Then they laughed.
They are highly evolved dinosaurs.
Chicken will eat one another if they are in distress. It doesn’t have to be starvation. It can be too many chickens packed into a small space.
Or one of them could scratch themselves on a fence and the smell of blood sets off a fucking frenzy.
They are dinosaurs bro.
This happens with pigs, had to separate them when a baby was born ( I would have separated beforehand, but wasn’t up to me) but yeah they’ll eat all that stuff and occasionally a baby.
People cause this level of social stunting by splitting up families and friends and then continue to tell themselves “it’s ok, they’re just livestock, so stupid!” and then take absolutely zero responsibility for fucking families up for so many generations that the animals become monsters to each other.
Now you’re going to blame people for when a new lion takes over a pride and kills all the kittens.
If you packed me like that with other humans, I would probably get pretty hangry and start taking bites out of the person next to me.
It sounds shocking at first, but then you realize they are all made of chicken…
You are what you eat
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Chickens are modern dinosaurs
Even chickens think chickens are tasty.
Reminds me of this eating another bird
Here’s the important question: do you spray it on the cannibal, or the victim?
It’sjust water and you have to yell: “NO, BAD CHICKEN”
Yes.
Didn’t know chickens ate each other, at least not without frying
Birds will eat anything if they’re hungry and/or bored enough. Eggshells are actually (usually) good for them because of high calcium content.
“Eggshells are actually (usually) good for them because of high calcium content.”
Given that producing eggs must use up a bunch of calcium, this makes sense, in a "circle of life kind of way
Yep, recycling!
