It’sjust water and you have to yell: “NO, BAD CHICKEN”

Not really deep down, but yes

It’s crazy that people don’t like meat substitutes, but if you tell them it’s not a meat substitute, but actually a special cow from nepal with a different taste, it’s suddenly good and exotic. I hate it when it doesn’t taste like animal suffering.

Hilarious

Good old natural factory meat

To help them shoot at you?

Americans are fucking weird with defending and warshiping their millionaires and celebrities.

You just wait until the 2A nuts come out. We all know they hate nothing more than a corrupt government, and the only reason they stockpile guns is to fight the government. Right?

Untill the next grifter comes around the corner

I’d be laughing my ass off seeing you getting chased by an ostrich

It sucks to be always “just” the cunt’s daughter,but on the other hand it’s nice to see a reminder that a flower can grow on a pile of shit.

But they are also the reason other idiots buy these products.

It’s such a stupid buzzword and it pisses me off. aI controlled fan. Sandwich made by AI recipe. It’s like when everything was HD. HD sunglasses.

I can’t believe i agree with iran.

Ha e you seen him walk? Walking is a generous word for the pant shitting shuffle he does. Remember when he was the only world leader driving around in a gold cart?

Just crippling pain.

Americans in a nutshell

That will show them

That’s crazy. We have quite strict codes when it vomes to plumbing and we use them for a long time.

Oh no a made in china phone. What a horrible thought.