Destroying the planet to get blessed by a child molester

Everything with Keanu Reeves

As a child you get it banged in your head that drugs are bad and evil and people give you drugs if you’re not careful. And it always made sense to me. Now as a grown ass adult i just see other adults and companies telling me what the good drugs are and wich one we’re allowing you to use because we’re so nice. No you can’t grow mushrooms are you crazy? Go and buy your Jack Daniels™ and smoke a Malbaro™ and be a good member of society.

Americans got such a hard on because he “said” something like: trade your tunic for a sword and interpret that as “jesus told me to get some guns”

That woke as brown spanish named bastard

Might as well show off for the dictator and destroy some roads.

When i was still into building computers, i really liked elaborate watercooled builds. But the whole maintenance and the little gain wasn’t even worth it for me. I don’t wanna know how much an average watercooled pc is suffering

Even that would probably be a net positive. But this is so much smarter and funnier

I’m always under the assumption that everyone can be an asshole. I had a very good friend qnd we’re both vegans. To me it’s just a dietary choice that i made, for her it was almost like a religion. Like when she met someone who was also a vegan or saw someone on tv that was a vegan, she always assumed that it’s a good person, or just rooted for that person, no questions asked.

If you don’t have anything to add you can always just say nothing.

Game balance is so easy, you fonit once and then it’s perfect forever. No new characters, just buy a new game, just like in the street fighter 2 days. What a braindead take.

That lawyer should be force to move there.

Is he bombing hospitals?

Somehow i wonder what the odds are of a twin being straight while the other is gay. Or if the odds are higher for both twins to be gay?

Respectfully

We don’t do kings, we’re more a dictatorship kinda country

I don’t know. People give him a lot of credit. I think he’s just really really stupid and “tarriffs” is just the new word he picked up. Suddenly it’s all tarriffs.

The peasants pay for it, why would he care?

The fat american needs his shitty fat american food or he won’t be a happy little piggy. They must be laughing their fucking asses off.

1000 dollars? He’ll be a gofund me millionaire by the end of the month.