A thief or thieves managed to steal approximately 100,000 eggs from a truck parked in Pennsylvania, according to a state police report.
The report filed by the Chambersburg Patrol Unit (pdf) says the eggs were stolen out of a distribution trailer shortly before 9 p.m. Saturday.
The theft occurred at Pete and Gerry’s Organic Eggs in Greencastle, Penn., the report says.
America is bloody Gotham City now.
Except instead of a smuggling guns or drugs we are stealing eggs and produce.
I took it to mean gotham has wierdo crimes by the penguin doing things like this rather than standard crimes.
How does one fence 100k eggs? Asking for a friend.
Phone the Guinness Book of Records and ask if anyone has recently shown interest in making the world’s biggest omelette
$100k in eggs?
So, like 4 or 5 dozen?
They stole 100,000 individual eggs, so about 8333 dozen eggs.
Someone, somewhere, is about to make the mother of all omeletes
Wow. Tons of eggs.
Puts the “You don’t make omelette without breaking eggs” French expression in a whole new perspective
Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!
Kojima dropping memes again
Legend says the robber said that while putting sunglasses before running away backwheeling
But MAH EGGS!
What are they planning on doing with that many eggs? I wonder if it’s a customer or maybe a competitor.
Air powered egg cannon - aim at building - ??? - reform
