So… Don’t look at your atupid phone while driving a car? How important do you think her Instagram notification was?

They probably will, doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be shamed for parking in the middle of the walk

Go right and you’re in oncoming traffic, go left and you’re risking further traffic stopping at this junction crushing you against the back of her car? I’d rather not. Bunny hop and skid mark on the roof is much better

Not everyone has marine training