I choose Mufasa
MegaMind.
OG Jesse Custer from The Preacher comic series, not the sanitized version from the series.
Näusicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Bill Cipher
Daria
She would hate that so much
Jesus of Nazareth
Captain planet.
Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
TexasDrunk maybe a hero! Really can’t tell unless he’s driving near zero!
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?
He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.
Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.
Linka would have zero patience for Fox News people. especially if they’re positive about Russian expansionism.
a vampiric lion? huh.
His realm is only the places the sun doesn’t touch!
He’s also never looked in a mirror before.
Some may say that’s because he’s a wild animal in the Savannah, but I still find that suspicious
That would be a weird empire, though, right? Like your borders change minute-by-minute, right now you rule over Thailand but later tonight you rule over Rwanda.
I mean, I understand what they meant in the movie, but the logistics are weird.
Vampire Mufasa only cares about blood anyway so it works to his benefit to have moving borders lol
the ass?
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I was gonna say, you’ve got to be real careful about your timeline there
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
That is outrageous! It’s unfair!
I’m pretty sure he turned it down?
Hermes Conrad. He’s got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.
Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
This will be an interesting meeting.
There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx 👀
@Melatonin Since you lot can’t be trusted I’m calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.
Jessica Rabbit.
All those “women can’t be president” douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming “nice guys” which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.
