• LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world
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        It’s funny how proud you are to have a rapist in the white house.

        I guess representation does matter, huh? Gotta get those good Christian votes somehow.

        Does your collar at least have a little tag with your name on it? Did you get a little bed to sleep in by Master’s footboard?

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          Wrong.

          Well try this for a third time now. I’m aware questions like this and “what is a woman?” are difficult for folks like yourself.

          Who is your president?

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            Is it cool and spiked? Or is it soft and fuzzy?

            What do you call him? Daddy? Or master? I was thinking “master” at first, but the way you talk about him sounds distinctly sexual.

            Are you about to start crying because you can’t tell me what to do? Oh my god that’s hilarious.

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                Go on, let those tears out.

                It’s okay to cry. I won’t call you “good boy,” but I’m here for you.

                It’s okay, I’m used to poodles having a little tantrum when they can’t get what they want. It’ll be better in a bit, champ. Now, do you want a cookie or a dog biscuit?