The legislation would require the religious text to be displayed in all public school classrooms. The Republican governor has said: "Let's get this bill to my desk. I'll make it law."
Classroom bell rings, signaling the start of the school day.
Announcements from The President on the glorious state of the country.
Pledge Allegiance to the Flag
Pledge Allegiance to the Ten Commandments
All Students Must Submit to Daily Gender Inspection
Teachers each pull out a Palestinian Flag and stomp on it, while pledging their allegiance to Israel
Burning of the Communist Manifesto
15-minute address by Steven Crowder and Joe Rogan
All students write a letter to a white person they know, apologizing for DEI
Physical Education Power Hour: All boys must oil themselves and engage in a greeco-roman wrestling match. Girls are removed to the Vice Principle’s lounge for further gender inspection.
Pep Talk by celebrity athlete and/or professional wrestler about the importance of eating raw eggs and drinking raw milk
Red Dawn Drills: Students rehearse how they will repeal an imminent invasion by Islamic Communist Far-Left Feminazis
Two-Hour Standardized Testing on Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics. Students are stack ranked on the results and the lowest performing child is beaten with bags full of soap
Five minute lunch break.
Classroom Bell Rings, announcing the Four Hour School Day has ended.
Students queue for the bus to the local coal mine, where there eight hour work rotation begins.
I’ve reported you to the Department of Reformative Knowledge (DORK), headed by newly the reinstated Elon Musk, for not mentioning morning and early afternoon white Christian Jesus prayer for all of the children.
Announcements from The President on the glorious state of the country.
That can be done via radio reproductors on the streets or on TV or both, the good old Nazi and Soviet way.
Physical Education Power Hour: All boys must oil themselves and engage in a greeco-roman wrestling match. Girls are removed to the Vice Principle’s lounge for further gender inspection.
I think I could find my calling in such a high school, and it wouldn’t be the wrestling trainer. Just joking.
But makes sense, nothing improves one’s masculinity like some, eh, wrestling. Ask Turks what kirkpinar is.
Pep Talk by celebrity athlete and/or professional wrestler about the importance of eating raw eggs and drinking raw milk
… and how nematodes are protein too …
Red Dawn Drills: Students rehearse how they will repeal an imminent invasion by Islamic Communist Far-Left Feminazis
Google for “Zarnitsa”, this can be actually fun.
Two-Hour Standardized Testing on Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics. Students are stack ranked on the results and the lowest performing child is beaten with bags full of soap
Cruel, but effective (no)
Students queue for the bus to the local coal mine, where there eight hour work rotation begins.
In USSR that’d sometimes be potato fields, but fine.
Classroom bell rings, signaling the start of the school day.
Announcements from The President on the glorious state of the country.
Pledge Allegiance to the Flag
Pledge Allegiance to the Ten Commandments
All Students Must Submit to Daily Gender Inspection
Teachers each pull out a Palestinian Flag and stomp on it, while pledging their allegiance to Israel
Burning of the Communist Manifesto
15-minute address by Steven Crowder and Joe Rogan
All students write a letter to a white person they know, apologizing for DEI
Physical Education Power Hour: All boys must oil themselves and engage in a greeco-roman wrestling match. Girls are removed to the Vice Principle’s lounge for further gender inspection.
Pep Talk by celebrity athlete and/or professional wrestler about the importance of eating raw eggs and drinking raw milk
Red Dawn Drills: Students rehearse how they will repeal an imminent invasion by Islamic Communist Far-Left Feminazis
Two-Hour Standardized Testing on Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics. Students are stack ranked on the results and the lowest performing child is beaten with bags full of soap
Five minute lunch break.
Classroom Bell Rings, announcing the Four Hour School Day has ended.
Students queue for the bus to the local coal mine, where there eight hour work rotation begins.
Bold of you to assume they’d even teach STEM.
Didn’t say anything about teaching it.
Shit, you’re right
Incredibly unrealistic.
Where’s the active shooter drills?
The frequency of school shootings is high enough that they consider it adequate practice 👍
Drills? No they get the real deal.
I’ve reported you to the Department of Reformative Knowledge (DORK), headed by newly the reinstated Elon Musk, for not mentioning morning and early afternoon white Christian Jesus prayer for all of the children.
You’re missing the Texas pledge of allegiance. Don’t move to Texas. Don’t let your kids grow up in Texas
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be … oil men?
That can be done via radio reproductors on the streets or on TV or both, the good old Nazi and Soviet way.
I think I could find my calling in such a high school, and it wouldn’t be the wrestling trainer. Just joking.
But makes sense, nothing improves one’s masculinity like some, eh, wrestling. Ask Turks what kirkpinar is.
… and how nematodes are protein too …
Google for “Zarnitsa”, this can be actually fun.
Cruel, but effective (no)
In USSR that’d sometimes be potato fields, but fine.