Announcements from The President on the glorious state of the country.

That can be done via radio reproductors on the streets or on TV or both, the good old Nazi and Soviet way.

Physical Education Power Hour: All boys must oil themselves and engage in a greeco-roman wrestling match. Girls are removed to the Vice Principle’s lounge for further gender inspection.

I think I could find my calling in such a high school, and it wouldn’t be the wrestling trainer. Just joking.

But makes sense, nothing improves one’s masculinity like some, eh, wrestling. Ask Turks what kirkpinar is.

Pep Talk by celebrity athlete and/or professional wrestler about the importance of eating raw eggs and drinking raw milk

… and how nematodes are protein too …

Red Dawn Drills: Students rehearse how they will repeal an imminent invasion by Islamic Communist Far-Left Feminazis

Google for “Zarnitsa”, this can be actually fun.

Two-Hour Standardized Testing on Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics. Students are stack ranked on the results and the lowest performing child is beaten with bags full of soap

Cruel, but effective (no)

Students queue for the bus to the local coal mine, where there eight hour work rotation begins.

In USSR that’d sometimes be potato fields, but fine.