The vice president has some advice for young Americans.
But what if I don’t enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.
Couches can’t get pregnant JD
Thanks America, for putting absolute psycho pieces of shit in charge of our lives.
humans can’t reproduce in captivity
He could just lie. He could say all the right things his base wants to hear about how things are unaffordable and how they’re going to fix it. He could grand stand about how Trump is going to make babies great again or something.
But he just says dumb shit instead. Truly the blind leading the blind.
Does he not know what Tinder is?
Tinder is for finding matches. Sexual predators and rapists don’t need that to get someone pregnant. Basically he says you don’t need to date to get someone pregnant. Just do it. That’s calling for rape.
guys don’t pile on him. he doesn’t know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they’re out of town.
Does he not know what Tinder is for? 🤔
Not for finding sexy couches in your area
We can’t afford housing, and food is becoming sketchy. How the hell do we afford children?
Nah, we’re on a birthstrike
The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!
does JD Vance know where babies come from
Pretty sure he thinks that babies are conceived during and pop out 9 months after your wedding in a STATE APPROVED church
I’m single… (also not American, but that’s besides the point).
We need to ban sex and genital obsessed religious freaks from being able to effect politics.
no breed!! ONLY preg!!
