The vice president has some advice for young Americans.
But what if I don’t enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.
Does he not know what Tinder is?
Tinder is for finding matches. Sexual predators and rapists don’t need that to get someone pregnant. Basically he says you don’t need to date to get someone pregnant. Just do it. That’s calling for rape.
I’d call that take on his words insane if not for the fact that it’s the best explanation of his intent I’ve heard.
Does he not know what Tinder is for? 🤔
Not for finding sexy couches in your area
We can’t afford housing, and food is becoming sketchy. How the hell do we afford children?
He could just lie. He could say all the right things his base wants to hear about how things are unaffordable and how they’re going to fix it. He could grand stand about how Trump is going to make babies great again or something.
But he just says dumb shit instead. Truly the blind leading the blind.
Couches can’t get pregnant JD
guys don’t pile on him. he doesn’t know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they’re out of town.
does JD Vance know where babies come from
Pretty sure he thinks that babies are conceived during and pop out 9 months after your wedding in a STATE APPROVED church
We need to ban sex and genital obsessed religious freaks from being able to effect politics.
One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
It’s awfully ironic that someone who is so anti-trans is so obsessed with makeup and looking pretty for the cameras. A delicate flower.
Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
A flower?
Big Yellow King vibes
Ey, I just rewatched this
I did as well, and it wasn’t as good as I remembered the first time. I think all of the Epstein shit coming out and the evil face of the capitalist world being brought to light recently has made it redundant. It used to feel like it revealed some hidden dark truth about our society, but now we’re not even trying to hide it anymore. Now we have #1 top billboard songs calling people Pedophiles and all the right wing nuts running around calling everyone and everything pedophilia except the actual pedos like Dersh.
Bahahahaha you beat me to it
The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!
In this economy?!?
Yeah… at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
In a society without access to reproductive healthcare, a woman can only fuck a man when they already own a house together.
I spat coffee. Thank you.
Nah, we’re on a birthstrike
He’s just upset there isn’t a version of Grindr for furniture.
NSFW tag, Jesus Christ dude
No. You must look upon his child.
Furnitr
I’m sorry but this is completely unacceptable format for this media.
Can you please put this is a meme format and re-upload it as its own post? This image and caption needs its own safe space to be discussed in detail.
Regards, The world.
Just scrolling by, and…
Fucking lol.
