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    8 hours ago

    “Do you feel capable of opening the exit in case of an emergency?”
    – Yes.
    “Do you feel capable of throwing the old woman behind you of of the window in case of an emergency?”
    – What?
    “Do you know how to punch someone unconscious if they fall to hysteria in case of an emergency?”
    – I would like to leave the plane now.