• Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    Reality does not conform to dementia hallucinations. This is what happens when you vote for a geriatric cantaloupe.

    • Ænima@lemm.ee
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      5 hours ago

      But cantaloupe are only orange on the inside. tRump is, as far as we know, only orange on the outside.

      • Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca
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        2 hours ago

        Come on man, don’t you keep up with the conspiracies? He was disguised as a lizard person, but then they peeled off the rind, which they thought were scales, and it turned out he was a cantaloupe all along!

      • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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        2 hours ago

        and not the good kind of orange, its when a fruit is spoiled and something grows on it.