For extra accuracy you should have made it a repost with tons of engagements of an original post by a different users with barely any engagements
Ayo not "punchline " ffs I’m dead
Yooooo , “punchline” indeed
Imagine believing punchline.
10% of comments are legitimately funny or well thought out and add something to your experience
Unfortunately, you have to wade through the other 90% to get to them
Sturgeon’s Law, bro.
“Anyone watching in current year?”
I hope that as of 05/14/2025 that you live a happy life 😍
If you’re reading this comment in 2023, I hope you have a lovely day ❤😍😘❤
“TREE(3)” likes got me.
“Punchline” 💀💀
I can never tell if it’s bots or if people are just so unoriginal. I mean I’m not that original myself, but at least I’m self aware.
If you don’t have anything to add you can always just say nothing.
Yea, that’s what I was trying to imply by being “self aware”. Since I realize I have nothing original to add, I just won’t say it.
The amount of comments I half write and then scrap is probably nearly the amount I actually post.
Does this add value or is it just taking up bytes? Am I relatively sure what I am stating is correct? Will this impact the person I am replying to, or the other readers more than not commenting at all?
And those are just first order questions before I even start to get frustrated with language structures or phrasing my thoughts in a way that is accurate.
I am the same way, if I write something, I try to make it a complete, and informative statement.
IMO this trend started with Twitter 10+ years ago, where short messages were equivalent of shouting into the crowd, and more frequent shouts got more retweets. Then there was the trend of “first” comments, glad that is mostly gone.
You’re missing the pinned “Omg, this is crazy, but I just got a $750 gift card from the code in the description! 💕💕”
I’ve figured out a solution for those, actually. My channels’ word blacklists includes every single emoji.
👆🙈 🤣🤣🤣
If I hit 10k followers my parents will buy me a professional camera! Please guys!
I think the issue stemmed from Stream Comments whose fast paced nature causes a situation where you’re more likely to feel ignored for a thoughtful contribution but feel like part of the monkey pack if you howl the same stuff everybody else is howling.
Me responding “yes” when two options are presented
yes
yes or yes
Who? The Narn or the Centauri?
Yes
Who else is watching this in 2025!?!?
video posted Jan. 1st 2025
8000000 likes
Engagement is crazy
who else is reading this comment in 2027? 🤣🤣
Most are in 2019. Let’s not spoil anything to them
I miss back like a decade ago when people would say “hello from (home country)”
…
Who else is saying hello from their country in 2025?
Missing the bot comments that don’t reference anything specific in the original post. Sometimes they reference the title, but not the content.
That doesn’t bother me, and as someone who occasionally makes comics I always appreciate positive feedback like that.
So much worse is:
OP: “This [noun] is [adjective].”
Commenter 1: “This [noun] is [worse adjective]. FTFY.”
Commenter 2: “[Noun] isn’t [adjective]… BECAUSE IT’S AN INSULT TO [ADJECTIVE] THINGS EVERYWHERE! I am so clever! You thought I was defending [noun], but I pulled an Uno Reverse, which is also a clever thing to say!”
At dinner that night I imagine commenter 2 tells his mom all about how he’s so funny on reddit. She doesn’t really listen.
I listen to him~ but only through the little speaker I’ve hidden in his wallet
My father loved this meme. My favorite memory is of reading this meme with him sitting on the couch with the family puppy. He died tragically ten years ago, hit by a runaway dildo delivery truck while taking our puppy to the vet to have puppy aids treatment. I cry every time I see this meme.
This is so sad, can we hit 50K likes?
1 re-lemmy = 1 ❤️
Hit by a runaway dildo delivery truck is crazy 💀💀💀
Bro really said he got hit by the whole damn dildo delivery truck 🥀🥀🥀
Bruh really said puppy 💀