Mucus Deathcry.
Rod Torfulson’s Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuck
Huffamoose
Disaster Area
Hotblack Desiato is so hot these days
The Shitty Beatles
Bennie and the Jets
Mouse Rat
Closed 2 Weeks for Renovations.
Freckle Bitch’s in the video game Saints Row. It is a spoof on Wendy’s. Very inappropriate but that was the theme of the game.
OP said “band” not “brand”
Always fond of “The American Medical Association” from The Illuminatus! Trilogy
and
“The Band with Rocks In” from Discworld
Strontium Goat from the Thursday Next books by Jasper Fforde
This may sound pretty normo, but Spinal Tap is a very funny faux metal band name.
I also liked Mouserat from Parks.
When it comes to fake band names Im a basic bitch it would seem
Sex Bob-Omb, could be a candidate?
Technically a real band because of the movie
Dolphin holocaust
Oh I like that
Pixar’s “Buy n’ Large” and “Allinol” are pretty clever.
OP said band, not brand lol