Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoPraise jeebussh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1478arrow-down119
arrow-up1459arrow-down1imagePraise jeebussh.itjust.worksDie Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·14 hours agoMaybe they just forgot which cave they left him in, couldn’t find the right one later and then decided to commit to the resurrection thing rather than admitting that they lost him.
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·13 hours agoIs that what they mean when they say “have you found jeebus?” I always say “how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?”
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 hours agoMy Brother in Chrysler, that’s a lowercase t
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 hours agoI’ve had good results upsetting the religious with anything vaguely scientific or mathematical
minus-squareLibra00@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·12 hours agoHe was behind the couch this whole time.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 hours agowas jesus’s first name Kilmar?
Maybe they just forgot which cave they left him in, couldn’t find the right one later and then decided to commit to the resurrection thing rather than admitting that they lost him.
Is that what they mean when they say “have you found jeebus?”
I always say “how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?”
My Brother in Chrysler, that’s a lowercase t
I’ve had good results upsetting the religious with anything vaguely scientific or mathematical
He was behind the couch this whole time.
was jesus’s first name Kilmar?