I mean could you ever? I have a canadien friend who sometimes travels the us and we always joke about the differences between his canadian, my european and then the american food. The weirdest thing was when he bought spinach and send me a picture and said: doesn’t that look awefully green to you? And it was almost plastic looking. He said he had some green shits the next day. Also americans are the inverntors of fucking people over with food declarations. We once talked about how much i liked cap’n crunch as a child and that it doesn’t exist here for like 20 years. Suddenly i got a package with two packs of cap’n crunch in the mail. It wasn’t the ones that we had, it was very berry and something else. The postage alone was i think 50 dollars, and i felt horrible because that shit was inedible. I’m not even jokeing, it was one of the grossest things i ever ate, it tasted at the same time like cardboard and diabetes.