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So long as they can also set up a semen surveillance department to prosecute men for leaving their jizz between couch cushions and fleshlights.
You and JD Vance sound like you could be BFFs 🤣
Pretty sure JD would HATE this! Imagine if he has to report all his couch fucking for each of his sperm tax right offs.
You know the couch-fucker jokes aren’t compliments right?
They aren’t? Oh man…
I was going to disagree with you about fleshlights, but then I realized that’s how fucking asinine this whole menstrual monitoring bullshit is and it was a good analogy.