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Shitpost is one of the best Sublemmys (is it sublemmys? I don’t know how to call 'em) there, Itcs not a niche place for shitposting, but more of a balanced standalone community!

18/43 gud, can confirn. one of the best experiences ever

In case of PIV intercourse, will BBQ sauce decrease the chance if STDs (because vinegar kills stuff), or increase the chance of yeast infections (yay, sugars)?
We need some testers!

The islands are still on the same plate, so they are still on the same continent.

The EU one has camo painted seas, so I needed several seconds for my understanding of “what is where” kicked in. I wonder how they got this stupid idea

Read the comment. EU - maybe, but not the Europe,how do you leave a continent?

It doesn’t count as those are not people!

“I’m not starting wars, I’m ending them!”

Lemon juice at dinner guarantees that you reach max level of heartburn, if not yet.

Nooooice

• Wow, what’s that moldy in the corner?
• It’s not even cheese, sir, we didn’t clean the stall good enough
• Can I still have 500g, please?

We just bought a lavalamp. An oldschool-looking one, like at the op’s picture.It’s a great investment.
As one of the main points, you have a measurable answer on a question “is this movie interesting?”: the lamp stands near the tv, so if you fing yourself watching the lamp, not the movie, tou know the answer.
The ultimate “better than Twilight” indicator!

Insurance: exists for the case something bad happens.
Insurance companies: “Something bad happened, we can’t do anything!”