Fuck people over WHILE enriching themselves.

Yay! Because I just couldn’t get enough of the advertising blitz of the last one…

“BAM! An Emmy”

They are pay-to-win where I am, can be just you in your 2014 v10 expedition as long as you pay the $5.50 a mile toll.

Have to start scaring the public with “ev bad” stories so banning them will be a more supported option.

So, now he is importing criminals? What kind of deal would a drug cartel strike with the White House?

“We will let you have asylum in the states for an unlimited supply of top shelf, premium cocaine.”

Edit: read the article first. It’s still ironic…

Great. Now I’ve got to change my license plate number every year…

Ok, so what are we doing about this? Let’s write some strongly worded letters.

I’m pretty sure this is NOT how this is supposed to work in a functional democratic republic.

Count the non-white, non-males in that thumbnail…

I’ll take them ALLLLL off your hands for $3.50.

Solve it like the French

Hot take, “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy”. The radio play, books and 80s bbc show were not represented very well at all. They missed well over 75% of the jokes, Mos Def and Zooey Deschanel added nothing to it, and they added plots and scenes, I think just to get more “blockbuster actors” in, that ruin the original story of the radio play. Sam Rockwell, Alan Rickman/Warwick Davis and Bill Nightly were the highlights. One of the few movies I wish they would remake.

Does the UK not have ticks? I hold off as long as I can mowing in the US to help pollinators, but the moment I see my first tick, I’m mowing that shit flat.

His face is fucking obscene. It should be banned nationwide.

Yes, yes, dumb American can’t tell his languages apart, I know. Insert foot in mouth.

Farfignewton!

Half the fediverse is German evidently. Besides, memes are supposed to be universal anyways, extended beyond language.

Still wish there was some “universal translator”, my German is ruuuuuuusty.

Now we just need these things in some beans

They are having an argument on where the golf course and day spa go.