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Cake day: June 13th, 2024

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  • Love how ya write. May I talk to myself?

    Let’s take age comments in stride. These friggin’ kids, bless ‘em, gotta learn ‘em up on Ye Olden Wayes as our forefathers did before us.

    Yes, you’re at least five years too young for DVDs, maybe a decade. Quick question: are you familiar with the word “rewind“?








  • I was thinking the other day about a phenomenon which amazes me. Now this proposal will rub salt in the thumb wound. But if you’re prepared, consider the average number of falls for an adult over a long time period (a year or a thousand days or something). Somehow we, including you, as humans are to do an immense number of incredibly precise calculations as we walk and move, and we essentially never ever fall in adulthood / our prime years. There are millions and millions of citizens who did not fall in 2024. Only their feet made context with the ground. Our little monkey brains just do the math, I guess, or something, amazing!




  • Why?!

    Le epic 14 y/o troll mAStEr mOvE was doing the worst nonverbal political thing one can do and getting away with it without apologizing.

    The centrists accept it might have been inadvertent. He’d never have the lefties anyway and the far right will, of course, absolutely love it. It’s the kind of thing a kid in shoes of power might dream up and run by the team and all have fits of laughter: “they can’t prove anything if you don’t say anything!”

    /fiction /conspiracytheory

    Nice way to commemorate the Jan 6ers’ prison release. And great distraction, as it must be.