Eric Michael Kelso
His parents really named him after That 70s Show?
Donna Reid Kelso
And then he went out of his way to find a girl named Donna to fulfill his nominative determinism‽
Edit: The man is 44! Unless there was a legal name change at some point, his name predates the show. Wild.
He’ll be in power for only the next 23 months if we can get a supermajority of sane, congresspeople with backbones elected in 2026. So yeah, he’ll be in power for 4+ years.
Or he’ll just ignore the court entirely.
“Morally good” as defined by who? Because according to the Bible, God’s a dick. Wouldn’t look to that fairytale to seek morality.
It absolutely does not.
“Why did the school close? Now I have to pay for childcare.”
“Why haven’t they filled this pothole yet?”
“Why haven’t they fixed that traffic light yet?”
“Why did they take away my food stamps?”
“Why did they take away my Medicaid?”
Must be those damn immigrants, transgenders, and Democrats.
Ah yes, giving Netanyahu even more bombs is totally the right way to bring about a ceasefire and definitely won’t just lead to more Palestinians getting blown up.
Don’t know if this was an article from a regular columnist or a guest contributor, but it seems the editor missed a detail. The US has a $36 trillion debt, not a $36 trillion deficit.
I had “while being an adulterous piece of shit” in my comment draft, but when I went to fact check, all I could find was stuff about his wife maybe or maybe not cheating on him. Those Google results are skewed…
I like the fact that he’s chosen to go with “moral barometer” in more than one interview. Consistently moronic.
Is it because he recommended women leave their atheist partners because of a lack of moral barometer? Or saying gay men aren’t real men? Or saying real men don’t have female friends? Is it because he’s a homophobic, misogynist, religious bigot? Or for the Miss Universe fuckup?
We’ll, they were DEI hens. If they only had white male chickens, this wouldn’t have happened.
If he exploits this position and transfers so much as a penny to himself, I should hope he gets incarcerated for the rest of his life.
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More or less.
People-shaped holes appear in the face of the mountain and people are psychologically drawn toward specific holes that match their own silhouette. The victims are unable to retreat once they’re in a hole, and progressing forward disfigures them.
For the last few years, every time I’ve looked at the DeviantArt homepage, it’s run rampant with inflation porn. Every goddamn time. I’ve tried hiding a few dozen of them, but there’s either no personalized algorithm, or it absolutely sucks. I’ve now basically written the site off as an inflation fetish site.
For those who haven’t read it:
Not necessarily. If enough of them die drinking raw milk…
Maybe necrobestiality? He seems to have a history of doing weird things with animal corpses.
In a better timeline