In that vein, Democratic strategist Lynda Tran said “in the age of Trump, it’s more important than ever that we respect and adhere to long-standing traditions” to not debate with the current leader of the country.

Hey Lynda, do us a favor right quick and go jump up your own ass.

Maybe one of those OceanGate guys who didn’t turn into a fine pink mist can hook him up with a MadCatz controller

Ah, I see today’s edition of “articles I thought were the onion at first glance” has arrived.

Edgar suit vibes.

He DID apparently have polio as a kid, so this may be a case of “I suddenly care when it affects me personally”

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That scene with the cars in the junkyard doing a whole ass musical number (“Worthless”) about how they were going to die freaked me out as a kid.

Gather round, children, it’s time to learn about existential dread!

This is where I’m at too. Even rubber stamping shit takes a non zero amount of time. We should be bouncing back anything that has so much as a misplaced comma, let alone shit like this.

“Who the fuck is Ollie Garky?”

Whole house fans need to make a comeback. Our house was built in the 1920s and has one from the early 60’s before AC was common and I love that fucking thing. We still have some window AC units for really hot days or days when its hot and raining but it cuts WAAAAY down on how often we actually end up using them. Still uses some power obviously but nowhere near as much from what I can tell, and that’s a 60 odd year old one.

The CVS nearest me announces “cashier needed at [item]” over the intercom on loop until they show up when you hit the call button. In related news, I’ve now discovered the most awkward way possible to buy condoms.