I would trust Stellantis way more than these Dogebags.

Google hardware is actually solid. Just don’t run Google software.

DOGE actually means to Do Only Good Everyday. The acronym has been hijacked. We really need to get back to sponsoring bobsled teams and making sure people have drinking water.

I think they’re just saying the orange guy is going to unleash death and despair for those sweet, quarterly profits. But they are being creative about it.