On the plus side, if there is one, after this, they will never be able to say tax cuts for the rich benefit everyone because everyone except the rich is going to suffer massively. Trickle down my ass. The “job creators” now have no excuses to continue laying off staff.

Not yet

Sure, what was the import tariff on eggs again?

Because they are evil foreigners obviously.

You might be thinking of upload? Digital afterlife where premium users get to experience everything normally and when you run out of money your bandwidth is limited.

USA: “we can do whatever we want, everyone fucking loves America! They will pay whatever we want to stay on side, they don’t have any other options”

Other options: *rubbing hands together and cackling menacingly

Or is he just casting a wide net…

Honestly why does he care if it comes out? He was elected despite his actions which means his voters simply do not care that he tried to do this. It is more important to them that their guy wins than any criminality surrounding it. This will be taught in schools for years to come.

Those who didn’t vote for him and most of the rest of the world already think it was despicable.

"Donald Trump didn’t incite a mob to try to forcibly stay in power…

… and if he did it wasn’t his fault because they misinterpreted his words…

…and if they didn’t, he didn’t really mean it…

… and if he did it was only because the election was stolen from him so he was justified…

… and if it wasn’t Trump was a good president and deserved to stay in power as he did a lot of good when in office…

… and Iif he wasn’t then at least he was a better candidate than Joe Biden…

…and if he wasn’t he’s a good business man and will be good for the economy and my tax bill…

…and if he isn’t at least he tells me what I want to hear"

This is my ~8 month old work laptop.

Is a Dell.

2 usb c not pictured.

You have options.