Resembling? Yeah, sure. He also engaged in rhythmical chest expansions resembling breathing, and arrived at the podium by putting one foot in front of the other, in a manner that might be interpreted as walking in some circles…
For fuck’s sake, the word mincing is driving me fucking insane…
"When Mr Trump early in his tenure agreed to feature in an HBO documentary in which all living presidents read from the constitution, Mr Trump blamed others in the room when he struggled to read the text.
“It’s like a foreign language,” he allegedly complained.”
People are often saying “hurr durr Trump can’t read,” but even that is not really a joke - the man truly is barely literate.
What have you done America, what the hell have you done…
True, and you’re right of course. I just wish there were at least SOME consequences for at least some of this shit…
Because they’re lying. They proved time and again that blatantly and shamelessly lying is a viable and effective strategy with no negative consequences, so they’re doing it again.
“When it detects a user may be under 18, Google will notify them that it has changed some of their settings and will offer information about how users can verify their age with a selfie, credit card, or government ID.”
This will definitely not be used to get a massive amount of face and ID data from users who get misclassified as underage due to “glitches” and suddenly locked out from their Gmail accounts or Android phones. Nope, no sirree, that will never happen at all, Google wouldn’t do such an unethical and evil thing!
…which is definitely true and accurate, just like all the other things he says.
Rookie mistake - you guys in the US thought “checks and balances” mean another thing, but it’s now clear as day that they actually refer to checks from billionaires and bank account balances…
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Well but you need to understand, it had “AI” in the name, and everything is made awesome with AI, so they had to go with it…
Wow, that’s surely going to both get the price of eggs down AND stop the genocide of Palestinians! How does he do it?
Thieves guild boss says people should earn more and have more money in their wallets.
Wow, if they reduce egg prices any more through all those cuts they’ll have to start giving them out for free!
I have no complaints about Lemmy, but posting on Mastodon is basically screaming into the void - I’ve been trying for more than a year, and I basically hardly ever get any reaction at all. In comparison, in the first week on Bluesky I found multiple people following me, commenting on my silly wine and cactuses posts, and in general just interacting.
Don’t get me wrong, I still prefer Mastodon technically and ethically, but it’s just so goddamned barren and dead I feel completely unmotivated to post there…
It’s not from this year, is it? Still pretty cold around here…