antbricks

Have you tried it on a hot day? For me it’s the contrast that causes the headache.

I thought this was a special power that all middle-aged people got as their sleep quality gets shittier. Like your brain is still idling, tracking stuff, instead of fully resting.

Doctor: I can’t treat your fungal infection. BTW, your immune system is under arrest for murder.

Unless he’s in India or Poland they’re not hiring him anyway.

When you carry a hammer, everything is a nail.