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  • They’re not necessarily dumb but they are one track minded. Democrats focus on a wide net approach to governing, voting to help the most people even if it means you personally don’t benefit directly from policies. Takes years for social nets to build up and benefit you/the masses. Republicans won’t vote for you if they don’t directly benefit immediately. That sort of government is short sighted and not concerned with consequences later.

    Okay maybe some are really dumb, I’m in the doctors office waiting right now and I’m overhearing a couple talking about trumps tariffs on chips and they think it’s about potato chips. Like actually.


  • Hello citizen! It’s time for your annual physical, please relax your anus while your physician installs this years Tesla Chess Tracker™ and calibrates it to remove left leaning thoughts. You may feel some discomfort in your intestines however it is normal while focusing on un-American thoughts like empathy or critical thinking. To disengage please reduce thoughts to a minimum level and remember to not vote again! Thank you, please remember to tip your doctor 20% on top of your medical bill you will receive 4-7 months from now after you’ve completely forgotten this mandatory annual appointment.





  • Yeah we are past the point of words. Bullies ONLY know force and push back, they do not stop until the nerd gives them a bloody nose or breaks their arm. Then remember the bullies will cry and scream how unfair it all is as soon as the one they picked on throws a single punch back after taking 50 from the bully.

    40 years of fat angry men yelling frothing at the mouth into the radio and fox news about how diabolical, evil, unhinged, commie, backwards, etc democrats are for trying to give them healthcare…but you say “Hey don’t be nazis” and they immediately shout how you’re the real nazi for not letting them be openly nazi enough. Fuck these people.





  • DEI, Woke, Left, Commie, etc are all the same word to them. There will be a new one too don’t worry. It always means “stuff I don’t personally like for either a religious or hateful reason and you can’t convince me otherwise” and it’s just a boogeyman of stories and ideas that never actually happen irl but somehow get quoted and shared around as if it were a real thing and then uninformed people get scared and vote for strong daddy man.

    It’s so dumb and telegraphed, make it stop already.


  • Okay my next big idea is the bodega van. Instead of an ice cream truck for kids it’s a convenience store for adults in the suburbs. It’s 6:47pm and you’re out of milk, tissues, and you forgot to buy broccoli for your dinner. Oh shit it’s the bodega van music. Brb, gotta walk down the block instead of spend 20m in a car, parking lot, store, line, back. As long as the margins are less than doordash it’s worth using.

    Cmon please tell me I have one original thought in this wide world.




  • Trumps ego NEEDS the optics for himself to be strong, so he makes an issue where there is none to control the narrative and pressure other presidents. Like a bully calling someone smelly and fat in the lunch room. It’s not about this country or that country, he doesn’t care about anyone not named Trump. He wants publicly, other leaders to kiss his ring so he can make the stone cold steve austin X motion and say “suck it!” to anyone else.

    OH also crashing the economy is good for billionaires who can absorb the hit without changing their lifestyle at all and just buy infrastructure and government works to privatize.