I have no problem connecting with people other than the fact that I avoid people

Brother, if that were the case I’m not sure you’d be posting on Lemmy looking for advice on how to connect with fellow homo sapiens. You’d be out there connecting with people. So there’s the answer: Get out there and connect with people. You’ll figure out who is worth your time and who isn’t.

I studied humans

Are you an alien? Robot maybe? This whole thing reads as if you are are not human and experiencing emotions from outside of other people’s perception. We all have emotions too, we know what it’s like to be human. We don’t need a lecture on ourselves. The way you write about other people is demeaning and off putting. Referring to potential friends or girlfriends as HUMANS is weird, dude. You write so confidently about how you seem to understand yourself and your emotions, but then don’t understand you were nervous to speak to a girl about your emotions. Understand that just because you studied psychology, that doesn’t mean you can treat yourself as a psychologist would.

human connections would increase my quality of life

Other people don’t exist to increase YOUR quality of life. Friendship is not something where you wear a badge that says you are “friend-ready” and people line up to adore you. Relationships of all sort are based on mutual respect and admiration. Do the things you like and be genuinely nice, attentive, and understanding. You’ll have no problem connecting with people.

Oh, they are, are they?

Meaning separate alternative platforms for each Google product

I know there’s privacy issues that a lot of people here care about, but there’s no alternative for me that has email, photo storage, calendar, notes, cloud drive, and maps.

I could do all those separately, I guess, but why would I?

When you’re insulted by TOM HANKS, then you know you’re a fucking candy ass pansy bitch.

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I know Internet commenters LOVE doom and gloom. Covid had people screaming in the comments that we we literally all going to die. Yes, it was a pandemic, but panic was never healthy. And its not now either.

Read the article.

It is unclear whether the human bird flu patient in Colorado was also infected by B3.13.

The patient was experiencing “flu-like symptoms” and had “health conditions that can make people more vulnerable to illness,”

Health experts had thought that the B3.13 strain might be less severe for people infected. That is different from the D1.1 strain that was behind a bird flu death in Louisiana last month and a hospitalization of a child in Canada last year.

Stop seeing “bird flu” in the title and promoting panic just to make a news company more money

Let’s be honest. They ain’t gone do SHIT.

Why does this most have all the downvotes and no logical explanation as to why this isn’t true?

Cosplay from my favorite video game:

https://egggame.org/

Want to see a picture of my writing with my left hand?

AI can’t make images of people writing with their left hand. Go ahead and try. It can’t

The white people in South Shore tended to dislike Brockton when I lived there. I can’t imagine why.

Blame the last guy, take lots of money, get fired, repeat.

Oh, dang. From the top turnbuckle!

I was being facetious. I make joke.

That’s what Trump does. He claims others are cheating and doing the thing that he actually does.

No. I’m Spartacus.

• puts pinky to lip *

Twenty Billion Dollars!!!

So, what? Biden stole the election first. That means he can do it this time. Probably.

EDIT:

facetious:

adjective

    not meant to be taken seriously or literally:

    a facetious remark.
    amusing; humorous.
    lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous:

    a facetious person.

NEEMA? It sounds fine. Dems are trying to do something and you bitch about the name.