When I was much younger I bit down on a metal straw and it broke off the inner portion of my two front teeth. They should be banned!!!

But for real, all good until you forget it’s metal and bite down on it. I’ve since outgrown my aversion and we have metal straws in the house now (some with a silicone sheath at the tip to prevent mishaps like mine)

I’m honestly impressed with their advertising budget and reach. I see ads for it EVERYWHERE. Billboards, flyers, on YouTube, radio, smoke signals, the car in front of me signaling --. — / … . . / … … . -. / -.-- …- -. with their brake lights…

Not exactly what you’re looking for in terms of being free, but you could get a Qobuz subscription then use Qobuz-dl to snag what you want to download in lossless quality.

He’s like a frail newborn with no neck control and tiny little baby hands