Ngl, this will make waching pawpatrol more interesting. All I could come up with was changing the intro song to pawgpatrol

How about “farkle” to take another term from the motoring world?

I think the important bit people miss here is “was”, language changes, it was an insult, now it just means adding shiny stuff to your desktop.

No, it won’t force you to update to use it, you should if you’re going on the internet, but otherwise it’ll just work.