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I’ve always wondered if Hippos hate us so much because they evolved alongside us.

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Yes, just with no brakes.

To stop you had to quickly turn the handle to the left or right to skid out and slow down.

Used to work in a warehouse and you could move pump jacks forward while standing on them by leaning left and right while turning the handle left and right in tandem.

Sorta like on a swing the momentum builds up until you’re cruising nicely.

Is this one of those weird adverts where one account shows something cool and another chimes in with where to get it?

I lived in Korea for a couple of years and ate at some of these places while traveling.

It was honestly always good. Basically you do a quick order, get a ticket, then get your food. I always got the fried pork cutlet. That shit was the bomb.

Now that I am back in the states I miss the level of care and dedication that Koreans put into the food they make and I’d go back again just for the eats.

When I find myself remembering one awkward thing, I know chances are good I’ll remember the others…

So a trick I’ve found is that when I remember one thing I purposefully recall the others, since it’s not a ‘surprise’ it won’t be so bad. As I remember them, I misremember them intentionally so that they’re less embarrassing. This works for some insane reason.

Don’t know if it’ll work for everyone, but give it ago next time your blooper reel kicks off!

Penguins only naturally live in the southern hemisphere.

Another tip for IT folk out there.

When offering a user a laptop bag, don’t ask them if they want a laptop bag. Ask them what color laptop bag they’d like.

When I started doing this acceptance of laptop bags went from 50% to 100%.

You’ll have to stock a variety of colors, but it’s a small price to pay to encourage the use of laptop bags.

I’ve done maybe a dozen or so?

It’s just a normal date, but you’re trying to get a feel for the person to see if there is any chemistry for the first time.

I’ve had dates where the next day the lady ghosts me. I’ve had dates where the next day the lady says she wants to have my baby. I’ve had dates where we both kinda mutually think that a second date isn’t in gonna happen.

I recall a website from the web 1.0 days that sold rulers, soda cans, and other common everyday objects that were specially manufactured to be smaller than the actual object. The intent was to show someone your penis pic with an undersized soda can to make it look bigger.