I remember when Obama tried to normalize relations with Cuba and the possibility of the embargo being lifted and Guantánamo finally closing were close to reality. One can still dream, right?

I guarantee you that if Costco and other grocery chains implemented mandatory prayer sessions for their employees, these asshats would finally shut up.

Can I reverse engineer it?

I’m not queer (though I consider myself an ally) I will be buying a gun because my last name and skin tone goes against Fürer Orange ideal master race.

Shopping list for this year:

1. AR-15

2. Any 9mm pistol

3. Semtex

4. Military surplus gear

5. Toyota Tacoma

La Chica de Nieve (The Snow Girl)

My Brilliant Friend

The Fall

Black Books

Elite

La Casa de Papel (Money Heist)

I would also recommend Say Nothing though I don’t know if that counts as “non-US” because while the series is set in Northern Ireland and stars an Irish and British cast it is still US produced.