Worst iCarly spinoff ever

Humans-last

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves

Because fuck you, that’s why

That link was also broken. But it seems to be working again.

Nobody thought you were a ratist

“Hmm…this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.”

In no way did I mean to insinuate that a new adoption dulls the pain. I agree there’s always room for more love in life; it’s the ultimate renewable resource.

My partner spent twenty years with her soul pet, and I was lucky enough to share fourteen of those years. He was such a part of our lives that five years later we still regularly accidentally call his little nephew, now the patron of the house, by his name.

Shit, I thought he already bit the dust. Guess that pact with Satan is working.

The goodbye is painful, but the hello to a new kitten is equally sweet.

I want the first time I read that to be from her leg

Albert Einstein

He can nap in his own stench at home.

Look at this guy, he can’t handle a whole courgette

I agree that 2.5× the serving makes sense if your goal is to eat 2.5× the calories.

Yes, overserving pasta is pretty common

Fair.

Well now you’re just making a mess. Just drop him in one of the tanks to something.

That’s … actually pretty accurate

Yeah that’s 2-3× servings per serving