This sounds like the set up for an ancient Greek tragedy.

There’s a whole TV show about this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Security:_Canada's_Front_Line

Wip30ut was the reason I bought a PS1. Amazing game that still holds up.

If he says that loud enough, Trump will send him for free.

Denuvo?

“Trade in” like theres a dealership willing to give you some kind of fair value for your old computer. That said, if you’re willing to be extorted by Microsoft, then you get what you have coming to you.