Right, I thought it best to keep with things he can standout as the face of. Like, there are stronger contenders for the patron of pedophilia, and some of them are already ordained.

Saint Donald - Patron Saint of fraud, con artists, village idiots, and golden showers.

*And business failures that see their leadership miraculously failing upward.

Maybe if they’d done this years ago when that gawping skin suit full of loose stool borrowed against his stocks to buy Xitter, they’d still have an audience that cared.

Narrator: “They won’t.”

Hanger-dodger