Spoiler alert: they can’t!

Starbucks has been spending tens of millions of dollars a year trying to figure out how to grow coffee in non-traditional coffee growing regions like hot lowlands where it doesn’t get cool at night.

These farmers will be abandoned by their colonial overlords, and replaced with new farmers in different areas.

Achingly unfunny.

I wouldn’t use an AR for home defense because I’m not interested in shooting through 4 walls and killing my neighbors kid by accident.

I believe bird shot is enough of a deterrent for home defense and requires significantly less precision in a tense situation.