These guys are prolly GS-level workers so a pay raise isn’t really feasible, but I hope they all negotiate a MUCH higher salary! Like, were they a 10? Well, they’ll only come back if they’re a 12! Really cost us some money, man. This administration deserves it.

Hahahaha This guy is such a fucking twat. GFY, Levi.

Doood! I’ve never heard of them before. This is great!

I appreciate you. Thank you!

Why? WHY!

How is someone’s life so small that they spend their time getting angry about another person’s differently-colored skin‽ Or their goddamn genitals!

I hope the next plague kills us all. We don’t deserve the beauty of life.

Trump’s ‘worst decision,’

That’s fucken rich

Fuck we are failing our citizens! Our friends!

Ha! You and me both!

I went to that!

The visual I just got of Tucker Carlson licking Vladimir Putin’s asshole is… not my favorite way to wake up. 🤣😁🤢

This fucking cunt is gonna ruin us

I’m TOTALLY making some Cajun ones tomorrow. Hell yeah!

I hope we don’t have to pay some new fee for that cert.

Cum!

Good lookin’ out!

If anyone is interested, it’s [email protected]

Homie is so wacky! I love it!

I read it in your voice.

Is it April Fool’s? Did Politico turn into The Onion?

I want off this crazy train.

All thanks to our Glorious President Trump!

/s