That’s not torture, it’s Enhanced Interspecies Communication™

That’s because whoever uploaded the video couldn’t handle 30 minutes

If you complained to most Germans about an S-Bahn system with an average delay of 4 min, they’d think you’re Swiss - according to the German railway statistics, any delay less than 5 minutes and 59 seconds counts as ‘on time’

To avoid confusion, just use mebimeters (1 Mim = 2^20 m)