Holy shit, I love things. Some of my favorite things are things

Damn, that’s one closet I wouldn’t mind not getting out of

For when you’re walking from one end to the other and need a quick rest. It has water, emergency rations and a radio if you are lost and require rescue

Experts believe that so far only 15% of your father’s closet has been explored. Some believe that there’s an uncontacted tribe living in there, that’s never seen a white man before

I love the casualness of this