But I don’t want cookies. I actively avoid them! (but I did move over to Pop!_OS)

My cats

My work was transferring me to Tajikistan to expand our operations. Tajikistan is a landlocked country and my work sells fishing equipment… Also, they had incredibly advanced technology like holographic billboards and flying cars.

Look at OP showing off with his 8 braincells

I read this all in Kwite’s voice

I can stop hiccups at will. Whenever I get a hiccup, I just stop.

I thought everyone could do this and always wondered why people complained about having to pop their ears

It stands for Mark

Roasted corn with mashed potatoes