I would be absolutely thrilled to try mdma therapy. Too bad maps keeps getting blocked by legislature with big pharma in their pockets

Elon has such little boy shoulders. Seriously, he looks like an old lady pushing a walker trying to hold up that saw

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I hope your dick falls off big mo

“Trump dies in fatal Boeing crash, after rushing its production” is a headline id love to see

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Eh, shit like this is pretty common when the customer wants it done quickly and cheap. As that’s an office setting I can almost guarantee that’s what was asked

Needs more drivers seat truck selfies but still accurate and a bio that starts off like, "single cat dad, 55 yo, looking for a young feline thing to spoil, if you’ve had kittens before then keep scrolling, find some lefty cuck to take care of those tom cat bastards "

Honestly fuck both of them. Let’s not pretend that pence has the average citizens interest in mind. He’s looking out for himself only

That’s pretty handy. I had no clue

How can yall read this, shits blurrier than a Japanese porno

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We’re gonna go fast and tuuuurn to tha left sometimes

I was so happy when I found lemmy. A great alternative to reddit with a small and kind community. I hope it doesn’t turn into the cancer that is reddit.

I joined reddit in 2013. It was great until it wasn’t

What’s funny is i can’t tell if the nickname is a joke or not

What happens between me and my couches sweet soft microfiber crevices are me and her

Sex in any sort of water scenario is way overrated. Give me the bed,floor, couch pretty anywhere but water

Everyday day after work. I have a “nightlight” that I turn on. Other that that all my showers are in darkness. I think it’s a way for me to decompress after being bombarded by artificial light for 10+ throughout my work day. Took me until I was 35 to realize how sensitive i was to light, especially artificial

Look at the MEGA morons. Can’t believe it’s cone to this

I get paid> immediately calculate disposable income> illness,vehicle repair >house repair come up= broke again ==extra bummed