If you can’t use apostrophes correctly, you’re no brother of mine.

Fun fact: carrots aren’t good for rabbits. We only link them because of Bugs Bunny, who was parodying a popular movie of the time, Clark Gable in It Happened One Night

To not mince my words: fuck those fucking fuckers.

I never wanted to see this but suspected I might.

Cheers. I’ll smash it, I’m sure, but I’ll definitely have to mention the 2 inch slice on my face. It’ll be an ice-breaker.

You say that, but I just tried this with my 21 year old cat, Murphy, and he straight up scratched my face and now it won’t stop bleeding. I have a job interview in 2 days and will probably look like I’ve been slashed.

That’s wild. If we go out for a meal (UK) we’ll just leave whatever change we have on the table or hand it to the waitress that served us, maybe 5 to 10 quid. If they try to make it a part of the payment, they’ll get nothing.

Money and bitches

Your sneaking suspicion is objectively stupid.

Some tine new everyday.

Shadow of Chornobyl? Shadow of Chornobyl. I heard the Wish Granter calling me at least a hundred times.

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Surely you’d also like the meteor to fragment and take out the white house and the shower of bastards inside it.

Who’d believe that complete cunts would act like complete cunts, like they do every single time?

Terrifier 1 is violent. Terrifier 2 is wildly violent. Terrifier 3 is insanely wildly violent. Awesome trilogy. I love the rubbing salt scene I’m number 2. Art is a great baddie, particularly his silence, even when he gets hurt.

Also the look I give my wife and kids when I play ‘Where do you go to my lovely’ by Peter Sarstedt or ‘Prisencolinensinainciuso’ by Andre Celentano yet again. Absolute tunes.

Kill Strelok.

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How you all haven’t had a revolution I’ll never understand.