I’m owning my mistake

Andrew Wakefield walking into the room like:

More hyperbole from the media based on the stupid drivel that pours out of the old man Trumps mouth.

But he told you it was Wednesday and you believed him

Womp womp

I do, but say I was… Let’s call it “clueless”, what would a simpleton like me do to exploit such a thing?

Bring police. Bring anyone with the power to remove these people who are being unlawful barriers to entry.

What is this kid gloves bullshit that’s going on over there?

Trump made them send an email did he?

Who are these spineless fucks who just do that? Why not say no? Why resist the clearly authoritarian actions of a total dickhead?

There’s going to be an American flag shortage in America

Oohhh is Obama in the room with us now??

Fucking dingbat. Big Barack still in the penthouse suite of Trumps brain I see.

Trump is treating all government money as his own now. I’ll bet ya large chunks of federal money will go mysteriously missing and nobody will do anything about it.

“haha, he’s just messing guys, he’s just joking with you, haha like he ever means anything he says hahah, you snowflakes, he triggered you, haha, so easy haha”

Are you mad?! We can’t possibly progress any further in resolving that issue untill those pictures of Hunter Biden’s dick are released to the public!

“yes, but what about the golf course they are gonna let me open hmmm? You even consider that Mike?”

Haha, got me there

A fucking loser with no personality or opinions of their own

What a blessing

Ahh, thank heavens.

“Holy shit!”

And don’t be thinking you can just get away with it either.

You will also be congratulated for doing so, and maybe even rewarded.