There already is an EU driver’s license. What they’re proposing is a digital driver’s license.

Keep your chicken and choke on it, asshole.

Why not just have a small aliquot of each stool deposit diverted into an HPLC/UPLC with AI checking the chromatogram?

Yeah, but they do have Plesetsk in the European part of Russia. Only used for unmanned launches.

It has a small part in Europe, west of the Ural river. The vast majority of it is in Asia, and I would largely consider it an Asian country.