The shark just wants a boop.

I still wouldn’t be able to change the sheets in under 15 minutes because I would be laughing so hard.

Yes. I mean, it was always there. It now just breaks free.

Russia already won, you fuckweasel.

Scheiß dem Trump vor’s weiße Haus.

After reading the headline I thought it’s about Shoes that are made from plastic trash are now found in the ocean. I was rather relieved after reading the text :-)

And you too, Europe!

Yeah, they are assholes, but they are our assholes. 🤷‍♀️ I also have to admit, I have less qualms about buying Unilever than I have about buying Nestle.

Dove is Unilever, I think.

Can we kick out Hungary?