I had the same hope the last time this clown was president (welp, there goes my US visa). It didn’t happen. Maybe this time it’ll be different but as long as conservatives have any saying in EU politics I’m very much sceptical.

Wait, from what Nic Cage movie is that snippet again? Is it the one where he becomes a vampire?

But… But… But, nobody’s buying european cars anymore!! We have to destroy the planet so that manufacturers can make some money at home for a few years after basically not innovating for at least a decade.